Chelsea Football Club have unveiled the latest weapon in their quest for global domination, in the form of a shirt which already has a winners medal attached.
Fans have been snapping up the seventy-five pound shirts, giving market traders, postal workers and the unemployed the same sense of achievement as non-Champions League winning, 'Mr Chelsea', John Terry.
The idea came about after Head of Marketing Ivor Rip-off realised that losers could never feel the sense of adulation they deserve. "I have had people phoning me in tears to express their sense of gratitude after experiencing pride for things they haven't achieved"
If the merchandising idea proves to be successful, it may be followed by a black press conference suit for those found not guilty of criminal offences on a technicality.
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New Chelsea home shirt will incorporate sown-on winners medal
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