Trump aims for Nobel Peace Prize by causing Armageddon
White House officials were quick to confirm that President Trump's decision to involve US Forces in bombing Iranian Nuclear Sites was all...
Trump wants swimming certificate because Obama got one
United States President Donald Trump has expressed surprise that he hasn’t yet been presented with a swimming award, despite no evidence...
Scientists train AI to predict Trump's next move
Scientists at the Institute for Extreme Intelligence in Switzerland have trained a LLM (Large Language Model) to predict President...
No Kings protesters looked far happier than US Military paraders says psychotherapist
A psychotherapist who studied footage of both Trump’s birthday parade and the No Kings protests, which took place all over Yankeeland,...
Iran safe as Americans don't know where it is
Or how to pronounce it. In fact, given only 23% can find it on a map, chances are it will be Israel or Belguim that gets bombed....
Mayor of London to ban cooking at home
A leaked report from the office of the London Mayor Sadiq Khan sets out a plan to ban cooking at home. “50% of domestic fires start in...
French police send Clouseau to “stop ze boats”
Stung by accusations they aren’t taking the small boats crisis seriously, preferring to let the English police deal with migrants once...
MI6 Delay Tehran Nuclear Efforts By Using British Project Managers
New head of MI6 Blaise Metreweli has unveiled her first success as "C" within the secretive organisation; the successful delay of Iran's...
It can't be WWIII, Germany hasn't joined in
Those complaining that the conflict in the Middle East is a world war, forget it's not a party until it's a Nazi Party. Explained the...
Weight of Royal medals may have caused structural damage to Buckingham Palace balcony
Weight of Royal medals may have caused structural damage to Buckingham Palace balcony, say engineers The weight of military medals,...
