MuskBot recalled for system upgrade
TeslaCorps has been forced to recall all MuskBot 3000 models as a major system fault has been discovered. The MuskBot series were...
Peace in Gaza is just pieces
A ceasefire has finally broken out in Gaza, as there are no more Palestinians to kill and Israel has finally run out of bullets....
Labour to massively expand in-patient mental care for its critics
"For far too long," said a Labour party spokes-shrink, wielding a straight jacket in one hand and a sedative in the other, "British...
UK economy now 90% AI, scented candles and OnlyFans
The stagnant growth in the UK is being attributed to the fact that the last time we made something, it was on a Spinning Jenny. GDP is...
UK economy distances itself from Rachel Reeves
The UK economy has reacted angrily to claims that it needs to ‘step up’ and ‘get its act together’. The economy said that it was doing...
Keir Starmer introduces new Artificial Policies Initiative
In a push towards the overall concept of a bright new future, the Labour Government has proudly announced it has a new set of realistic...
Private parking pirates update their rules
Private parking firms have crossed their fingers behind their backs and promised to update their code of practice. The pirates have...
PM to 'unleash AI' as soon as someone explains it to him
An excited Starmer insisted that he had a secret plan to stimulate growth, so secret that the details of it still eluded him. His...
Truss aims to become Premier League boss
Liz Truss has announced her intention to become a Premier League manager. Following her controversial attempt to sue Sir Keir Starmer for...
Trump refuses to rule out military force to acquire hat
Donald Trump has refused to rule out military action in his quest to acquire a Panama hat. Although Panama hats are widely available from...
