Well there it was. Town closed from 4am. Hundreds of police. Some Met police waving at the crowds. Big noisy sponsors' buses. A bloke in a white tracksuit with a flame. Photograph of the back of a bald man's head as he stepped in front of me and then its all over and we are left with hundreds of dim folk wibbling about town like a zombie flick.
Good for trade? Is it f*ck!