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Turkey downgraded to chicken

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Hooch

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Manchester downgraded to Womanchester

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Dumbnews

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Rolling Stones downgrades Scorpions to Spiders

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Tristan Shout

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Says it all really. Cameron's Britain...

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Panic as chicken downgraded to quorn.

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nickb

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Joy as Quorn upgraded to porn

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Clare Ellen

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A few typos I think gentlemen! I think you might have meant:

Manchester upgraded to Womanchester
Joy as chicken upgraded to quorn

Yours Mischievously,
A vegetarianess

Posted 1 year ago #
Thor

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Virginia downgraded to Harlotia.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Given that you're a woman I can see why you'd argue woman is an upgrade from man. But even as a vegetarian you can't seriously suggest that quorn is better than chicken.

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Rowly

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Downing Street upgraded to "all-along-Down-along-lee"

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Smart Alex

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Virgin Atlantic downgraded to Old Slapper Atlantic

Tom Daley downgraded to Tom Twice-Weekly

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RickH

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Quorn is better than chicken, as far as the chicken's concerned

Virgin Money downgraded to A Fiver For A Quickie

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Clare Ellen

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Like, RickH- very like.

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Scroat

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Manchester upgraded to Godmanchester

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Ironduke

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Exmouth proceeds to mouth

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nickb

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Rabbit upgraded to rabbi

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weematt

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Vince Cable upgraded from Business Secretary to First Secretary.

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Thor

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Cockermouth downgraded... oh, never mind.

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iRonA

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when the chicken crossed the road, was it playing chicken?

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beau-jolly

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No in expectation of being hit by a truck, it was hoping to be raised up to a glorious heaven whereupon it would be feted by beautiful virgin handmaiden etc. on the other "other side" See other thread for full explanation

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nickb

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Hello! downgraded to Hell!

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JohnA

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Newsbiscuit upgraded to Newsthump

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nickb

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Is he allowed to say that?

Posted 12 months ago #
Perks

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JohnA downgraded to JohnC+

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nickb

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Onedin Line downgraded to Nodin Line.

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JohnA

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Quorn upgraded to cardboard

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JohnA

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Veganism upgraded to starvation

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Username

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Had hoped to find out why the quorn crossed the road by now...

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Thrust

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Iran downgraded to Ijogged

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Thrust

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Oman downgraded to Owoman

Leeds downgraded to Follows

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Dumbnews

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Facebook downgraded to Fecesbook

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