The scientific community were hailing a spectacular breakthrough today as paralysed man Bert Winters was able to finally ‘cop a feel of his missus’ using a robotic arm controlled by a brain implant.
There were some nervous moments for the watching scientists – and Bert - as he initially struggled to get the bra undone but after several attempts cheers broke out as a beaming Bert quickly moved on to the boobs.
The fondling was understandably jittery and erratic as an over-enthusiastic Bert struggled to come to grips with the sensitive and unfamiliar equipment.
Scientists were over the moon at the success of the feeling up, and at copping a gander at Mrs Winters’ norks.
Lead Scientist Prof. Russell Stephens said ‘there was a lot of excitement amongst the team as most of our experiments don’t involve a cracking pair of tits.’
When asked about the actual science behind the remarkable feat a clearly ecstatic Professor Stephens’ could only reply - eyes glazed over and drooling – ‘ahhhhh boobies…aaaaagh.’