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   Sinnick
   

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   "Don't worry, you'll get used to losing"

   

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Thor
   

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   'Must avoid talking about policies, must avoid talking about policies, must avoid...'

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Vertically Challenged Giant
   

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   "Did I remember to put shoes on today?"

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Scronnyglonkle
   

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   "What you talkin about Willetts"

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Midfield Diamond
   

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   In the cafe, two of the candidates on the losing team consider how to avoid being fired by Lord Sugar.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Psycadelic Squirrel
   

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   "Yep, I'm definitely touching cloth here..."

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   waylandsmithy
   

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   Why did she giggle when we asked to see the 'special' menu?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   wallster
   

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   ...and two slices of humble pie please.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Tomfinger
   

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   What's my name? How did I get here?

   That's just me, nothing to do with the picture.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Self service? Nope. Can't see how that would work.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    kimllfixit
    

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    "Young Man, I was once in your shoes
    I said I was, down and out with the blues
    I felt no man, cared if I were alive
    I felt the whole world was so jive...
    It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A!"

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    A massive Cock.

    edit: Sorry got mixed up with the man v chicken thingy

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Al OPecia
    

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    I'm sure I was wearing the rosette when I came out of the office....

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    Fart or poo........?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    That blokes eyeing my watch, shifty bastard.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    waylandsmithy
    

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    'Clapping for morons' class called off after entanglement horror

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Tomfinger
    

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    Well, he keeps calling me son so he MUST be my Dad.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Perks
    

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    'Everyone else is ignoring the man with a red rossette. I think.........I see dead people'

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Nails UK
    

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    Heston Blumenthal (at the back of the picture): "No, sorry, the dusting of icing sugar hasn't really improved the look of it."

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    EM: Newts?
    KL: Yes newts, I’ve just picked them up from the pet-shop. I left them on the chair....what did you do with them?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    I'm going to have to string out more small talk...I certainly can't get up in front of these cameras until this erection wilts.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Vertically Challenged Giant
    

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    You managed to lose to Boris? No, still not sure I understand.

    Scroat - brilliant!

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    kimllfixit
    

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    "No Ken, I don't think ordering a pasty for the cameras will work again."

    Posted 1 year ago #

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