US President Barack Obama revealed that his support for gay marriage coincided with a bi-curious phase and the sober realisation that 1 in 3 American couples divorce.
Obama said: “I’m in love with Michelle, but that is probably what the 20,000,000 American couples said before divorcing this year. I have got to plan ahead and keep my options open. So as well as gay marriage, I am also in favour of legalising polygamy.”
In an unrelated development, Obama announced that his running mate this year will be George Clooney.
