God today put out an unexpected press release confirming that rather than being completely omnipotent, holy coverage is actually around 99.3%. This has been attributed to blackspots in some of Englands darker backwaters, including the Mersey Tunnel, London's Underground and Swindon.
Commentators were quick to note that this percentage puts it behind both T-Mobile and o2 - meaning in many places, if you want your prayers answered, you're better off sending a text.
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God forced to admit that network omnipotency actually only 99.3%
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Posted 6 years ago #
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Good to see you back, exigo. Here's a NiB, NiB editor!
Posted 6 years ago #
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