Scientists today revealed that they have managed to control the spread of the BBC Science guru Jim al-Khalili by the application of Jim al-Khalacid - rendering him impotent with a neutral ph of zero. Work is now underway to destroy Brian Cox by rubbing him with female genitals.
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Scientists successfully neutralise Jim al-Khalili
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Al - it depends which scale you're using. If you use the standard pH scale then 7 is neutral. If you use an unconventional scale, where 0 is neutral, then neutral pH is 0.
Posted 1 year ago # -
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offlineMemberAre you expecting me to believe that you can neutralise Brian Cox simply by rubbing him with female genitals? Firstly, how does one get hold of female genitals? I've never seen any. And secondly.
This is an utterly ridiculous and highly inaccurate assertion in my book.
Still funny though. I give some stars.
Posted 1 year ago #
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