British Prime Minister David Cameron was left scratching his head after a week from hell which has seen the Tories plunge in the polls, and Argentina ramp up its efforts to lay claim to the Falklands.
“There doesn’t seem anything I can do” said Cameron. “We are getting wiped out in the council elections and my approval rates are at an all-time low. To cap it all off, the Argentinians seem to have made a number of good points, and a cracking video, about the Malvinas. I think Sean Penn might have been right.”
“If only I had a hold over Rupert Murdoch, I could get him to write a short, snazzy headline in the Sun.” continued Cameron. “I’m at my wits end, I was almost going to call Maggie Thatcher for advice but, well, what’s the point?”