Fun-loving Prince Harry has started an amusing war of words with the Taleban before his impending deployment to Afghanistan as an Apache Chopper Pilot.
Harry used to Twitter to taunt the Taleban, promising that ‘one was going to blast you sandal-wearing Muzzo fuckers back from the medieval age to the Stone Age.’
Showing an admirable sense of humour the Taleban tweeted back promising to ‘blow the toff-nosed ginger cunt out of the sky, cut off his balls and use them in a game of Murghazi (the Afghan national sport where tribesmen on horseback chase an object – in this case Prince Harry’s balls – around a dusty field).’
The hilarious banter continued as the 3rd in line to the British throne hit back, pointing out that his Apache attack helicopter will only be going into combat closely surrounded by another 25 Royal Protection Apaches so ‘good luck with shooting one down – losers!’
He also added his Royal Balls had been in far more dodgy situations than a game of Murghazi on an average night out in Mayfair.
The Taleban then got personal insulting his ‘kraut Granny, jug-eared Dad, dead slut Mother who – Allah be praised – was in love with a Muslim, baldy-head brother and his anorexic sister-in-law.’
They also threatened to do unspeakable things to the 2012 London Olympics - mostly revolving around ‘blowing shit the fuck up’ - and declared their intention to enter a team of burkha-clad ladies to contest the women’s beach volleyball event and ruin it for everybody.