David Cameron told the House this morning of Deputy PM Nick Clegg's new role at Heathrow Immigration, " With forthcoming blue ribbon events like the Jubilee and the Olympics, we need to sort these quing problems out. With that in mind I have asked Nick to be my eyes on ears on the ground, Nick will be responsable for using the magnetic wand, searching passengers and most important of all getting the teas and generally staying out of the way", "Finally I have asked to John Cruddas to set a new online fast track immigration system ,where business can pay for a "Rapid Visa" to aid there speedy entry into the country, I believe this system will inject billions of pounds into the party er economy as well as the Premier League and Harrods"
Nick Clegg given "Special Cabinet Post" at Heathrow Immigration.
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