I'm no great fan of any party, but couldn't resist having a stab at this.
(To the tune of "Golden Brown" by the stranglers).
Gordon Brown and Mandleson
Blow me down, will they soon be gone?
Since election night
Continued to fight
Always a frown with Gordon Brown
Pensioner taken to task
For a question she dared to asked
About distant lands
Head in his hands
Always a frown with Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown, financial tempest
Some would say that he did his best
We’ll have to pay
Forever and a day
Always a frown with Gordon Brown
Always a frown
With Gordon Brown
Always a frown
With Gordon brown
