In a press conference in Whitehall today the M.O.D. has revealed more of its security arrangements during the 2012 Olympics.
Along with an increased strike capacity at the former Bryant & May match factory, Air Vice Marshall James “Jessie” Owens told reporters that a battalion of Ghurkha’s will be deployed in the back garden of No. 4 Miller Street Stratford, “It’s big enough, we have checked on Google Earth”, he assured the media. Patel’s Newsagent’s on the High Street will become a forward air control base and may feature Prince Harry amongst its staff, London City Airport is set to become a carbon copy of Bagram Airbase with RAF transport aircraft flying in troops around the clock from Nearby RAF Brize Norton and the Harrier Jump Jet has been given a reprieve for the duration of the event as tests have found the aircraft can operate at a moment’s notice from allotments in Dulwich. Throughout the games RAF Typhoon’s will constantly patrol the capital’s airspace however Owen was keen to allay fears saying “I know some people may be scared of the fact we have armed planes in the sky 24/7 to prevent another 9/11 style attack on London, that’s why we have painted them in bright pastel colours and featuring photos of former British Gold medallists’ including Daley Thomson and Dame Kelly Holmes on the tail, she was in the military you know”, he told the press.
As for the Royal Navy, their involvement remains unclear, Submarine nets will be deployed along the banks of the Thames to deter Trenton Oldfield, but other deployments of the fleet are dependent on which vessels remain unsold on eBay.
In closing Air Vice Owens revealed that SAS soldiers disguised in Khaki leotards will mingle with dancers during the opening and closing ceremonies looking to spot any terrorist snipers in the crowd.
Outside of the M.O.D. reaction has been varied, the US Olympic Association has criticised what they have referred to as the UK’s “Softly Softly approach” and has demanded bombing of the surrounding East London areas as a precaution, mean while Newham Council has order 100 specially designed Caterpillar Clamps in order to deal with any illegally parked Tanks.
M.O.D reveal plans to deploy battlion of Ghurkha's at 4 Miller Street, Stratford
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