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   Ironduke
   

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   the unifying effect of a common 'enemy'

   It took the horrific excesses of Hitler to put Churchill and Stalin on the same side. Now the Catholic, Jewish and Muslim leaders have found something so terribly threatening to the world that they are uniting together.

   Bonkers.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Do you find something horribly creepy about a sanctimonious, celibate, old man in a purple dress telling us how and with whom we should have sex? Makes my skin crawl. I almost feel like turning gay just to piss him off.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Hmmm. Admirable sentiments. I too would like to register a protest vote, but perhaps without such a depth of commitment.

   Do you think buying a Kylie CD, purchasing some tasteful cushions and seriously overhauling my wardbrobe would send enough of a strong message to the Vatican?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I still have dungarees from when I was pregnant, and a pair of Doc Martin's from when I was a teen.
   That's enough support from me isn't it?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   You can't ignore the ire of the apathetic majority! Once roused, we are unstoppable...at least until Corrie is on.

   The thunder of a polite cough through a megaphone, a phalanx of eyebrows all sharply raised in unison....don't make us slow handclap you Popey; you wouldn't like us when we're irked.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Oh I don't know if I'd go so far as to say I'm irked.
   Maybe slightly disgruntled, at worst emanating a tsk.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   It's no wonder the guy in the gown's pissed off, someone's nicked most of his furniture.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   I've got a really nice Paisley waistcoat...

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Thor
   

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   I’ll rearrange the furniture if it helps.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Some of those show tunes on Elaine Paige's Sunday show are rather catchy.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    I'm struggling to visualise a slightly gay Thor.

    A very gay, bondage-bear style hammer-wielding Thor, that I have visualised, and the image is likely to disturb my slumber for some time.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    I think I’ve blown it (snigger) - I don’t like Judy Garland.
    Mind you, the sexual thought police are out in strength at the moment:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/9232512/Mythical-swan-photo-taken-down-after-bestiality-fears.html

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    I love this story from the Telegraph and you know, in a funny kinda way it might prove there is a God, because the prospect of this club - please let there be a group photo at some point - will be a blessing to comedians the world over, and happiness will be spread. God, if you are online, please let these men unite. And if possible give them a TV show.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    To borrow from John Thompson:- So there was a Priest, an Imam and a Rabbi...what a fine example of a fully-integrated, modern homophobic society.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    God
    

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    I think he'll find they are already married. His objection is presumably to wedding ceremonies.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    cinquecento
    

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    Thor, I applaud Leda and the swan and look forward to Pasiphae and the bull upping the ante

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Thor
    

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    Cinque, you wouldn't believe how long it took me to get into that swan outfit. :)

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    JohnA
    

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    Wow Pope Benny is pathetic.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    shitsu_tonka
    

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    While we're doing the gay stereotypes - the Pope is a tremendous Judy Garland fan, loves cats and has several living with him in the papal apartments (hands up if you are now picturing Uncle Monty's house).

    Got this from an article when he first become the Ultra-Priest 9000 that was trying to make him seem like an ordinary bloke: it was all camp music, pussy cats and fine-dining.

    Were he in any other job then the word flamboyant would have been used.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    And he would have still lived with his mother.
    Or at least her mummified remains...

    Posted 1 year ago #

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