It took the horrific excesses of Hitler to put Churchill and Stalin on the same side. Now the Catholic, Jewish and Muslim leaders have found something so terribly threatening to the world that they are uniting together.
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Do you find something horribly creepy about a sanctimonious, celibate, old man in a purple dress telling us how and with whom we should have sex? Makes my skin crawl. I almost feel like turning gay just to piss him off.
Hmmm. Admirable sentiments. I too would like to register a protest vote, but perhaps without such a depth of commitment.
Do you think buying a Kylie CD, purchasing some tasteful cushions and seriously overhauling my wardbrobe would send enough of a strong message to the Vatican?
I still have dungarees from when I was pregnant, and a pair of Doc Martin's from when I was a teen.
That's enough support from me isn't it?
You can't ignore the ire of the apathetic majority! Once roused, we are unstoppable...at least until Corrie is on.
The thunder of a polite cough through a megaphone, a phalanx of eyebrows all sharply raised in unison....don't make us slow handclap you Popey; you wouldn't like us when we're irked.
Oh I don't know if I'd go so far as to say I'm irked.
Maybe slightly disgruntled, at worst emanating a tsk.
It's no wonder the guy in the gown's pissed off, someone's nicked most of his furniture.
I've got a really nice Paisley waistcoat...
I’ll rearrange the furniture if it helps.
Some of those show tunes on Elaine Paige's Sunday show are rather catchy.
I'm struggling to visualise a slightly gay Thor.
A very gay, bondage-bear style hammer-wielding Thor, that I have visualised, and the image is likely to disturb my slumber for some time.
I think I’ve blown it (snigger) - I don’t like Judy Garland.
Mind you, the sexual thought police are out in strength at the moment:
I love this story from the Telegraph and you know, in a funny kinda way it might prove there is a God, because the prospect of this club - please let there be a group photo at some point - will be a blessing to comedians the world over, and happiness will be spread. God, if you are online, please let these men unite. And if possible give them a TV show.
To borrow from John Thompson:- So there was a Priest, an Imam and a Rabbi...what a fine example of a fully-integrated, modern homophobic society.
I think he'll find they are already married. His objection is presumably to wedding ceremonies.
Thor, I applaud Leda and the swan and look forward to Pasiphae and the bull upping the ante
Cinque, you wouldn't believe how long it took me to get into that swan outfit. :)
Wow Pope Benny is pathetic.
While we're doing the gay stereotypes - the Pope is a tremendous Judy Garland fan, loves cats and has several living with him in the papal apartments (hands up if you are now picturing Uncle Monty's house).
Got this from an article when he first become the Ultra-Priest 9000 that was trying to make him seem like an ordinary bloke: it was all camp music, pussy cats and fine-dining.
Were he in any other job then the word flamboyant would have been used.
And he would have still lived with his mother.
Or at least her mummified remains...
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