A judge in the Netherlands has today, upheld a new law to ban foreigners from drinking coffee in cannabis cafes, amidst growing concern that some foreigners are attempting to have sparky, civilised conversations instead of getting heavily mashed on ganja.
White boy with dreadlocks, and gap year student, Giles Winstanley, said “It’s like totally random, me and Ollie we getting seriously baked on some mad hydro shit and these two dopes came in with cameras and shopping bags and started banging on about property prices in Cobham. Ollie was like ‘rah’ and I was like ‘seriously braah’ and Ollie was like totally bugged, it was well heavy”, he added “bumboclat”.
A group of café owners argued at the Hague district court that the ban was discriminatory against well-mannered and high tipping latte drinkers, and that banning them from their establishments would swing the clientele balance heavily in favour of insufferable twats from Brighton with six middle names.
A lawyer for the coffee shop owners said that he would immediately lodge an appeal, just as soon as he gets back from India, finishes law school, gets a haircut and regains the ability to answer simple questions within 28 seconds of being asked.