Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for Culture, Media and Sport, announced that he will head up the quasi-judicial inquiry into the behaviour of Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for Culture, Media and Sport.
He said "I am confident that I can be an impartial judge into the suitability of Jeremy Hunt to the position of cabinet member". I have begun my inquiry and will soon reach a conclusion that shall be satisfactory to all -or at least me.
Rumours have already surfaced, however, that Jeremy Hunt's advisor has been secretly texting Jeremy Hunt with messages from Jeremy Hunt. If this proves true, it threatens the allegations of an impartial process -and could trigger an impartial investigation by Jeremy Hunt into the impartial investigation of Jeremy Hunt.