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Nick Clegg in talks with Al-Qaeda
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Posted 3 years ago #
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In the National interest and for the glory of Allah.
Death to the infidels.. oh and proportional representation.
Trident to be scrapped and replaced with a very big IED.
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Those ticker credits are hard to come by, this one is credited to Catch25...
I think that is 2 out of my last 4 to make ticker that I lost the credit on...
or was I "second" on this one...Posted 3 years ago # -
Catch25 formed a coalition with the Ed and declared themselves winner.
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I will have to form a virtual splinter group.
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Al Quida are reported to be keen on the lib dems promise to keep rail fairs low, as the cost of the congestion charge is putting them off sending in car bombs to london and peak time rail fairs are meaning that they can only do reconnaissance via Google Street maps.
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Quaz, I like that. how about expanding a bit. You could have an Al Quaeda funding crisis (perhaps they invested in Euros or Northern Rock shares). You could then have them coming up with news cheaper ways to work (as above). How about having to book easyjet flights 3 months in advance to get cheap fares but tipping off the police in the process. Think this could be a belter.
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This Al-Ikea guy cannot decide on one spelling of his name.
Posted 3 years ago #
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