Weeks after high-street coffee giant Starbucks began its "Names on Cups" campaign to personalise their customers' beverage experience, tiresome prick Dave Henderson finally got round to pestering staff at his local outlet with a twattish fake name yesterday.
Despite never normally visiting Starbucks, Johnny-come-lately prankster Henderson decided to carry out the practical joke after reading suggestions for funny names on a friends facebook comment thread on the subject.
However, his plan to subvert "big coffee" and reduce fellow customers to helpless laughter was nearly thwarted when he found the establishment almost empty, forcing the annoying little shit to loiter outside for several minutes until a significant "drink-in" clientelle had built up.
In spite of serving hundreds of similar sniggering dickheads since the promotion started in March, long-suffering staff at the coffee-chain praised Dave's effort, noting how few customers were self-aware enough to call themselves "Warwick Hunt".
