A group of high profile billionaires, including film director and bottom plunger James Cameron and Google's chief executive Larry “Nobby” Page, have formed a company to mine haemorrhoids.
Using state of the art pile drivers, the group hope to be able to extract valuable minerals and other bodily fluids. The machines to be used are believed to an extension of technology already widely used in both California and parts of South East Australia for squeezing grapes
However, several doctors have responded with scepticism, calling plans to tap dangleberries daring, difficult and potentially embarrassing.
The company, Ring-of-fire Resources, is expected to give a press conference early next week. In the meantime they were only willing to say, “My ass hurts!”
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