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   Scroat
   

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   Shunning the slimy Tories and elbowing out Gordo in one fell swoop. Perhaps there is a God after all.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I've been away all afternoon, what's been happening?!

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   wallster
   

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   Oh joy, we get to have David Millibrain as our next unwanted and unelected PM. Nice one Cleggie.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Sigmund Freud
   

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   England have asked for independence so they can choose their own government rather than have all attempts stymied by Scotland and Wales

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   Not necessarily Mr W. It could be the lissome Ms Harman...

   :o(

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   edward hack
   

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   The only socialist in the party lost his seat. Crazy
   We don't need MilliBalls

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   MrChigleysAunt
   

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   So it's likely to be a choice between David "Torture Boy" Miliband and Bollock Brains? Thank God we don't actually have to make a choice.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   edward hack
   

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   SNP can stop whinning too...we've had to suffer 13 years of PM Scotsmen ruining...sorry running the country.
   Let someone else screw it up for a change.
   Yes...Blair is actually a Scotsman but they quite rightly keep quiet about it.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   Did you not think Messrs Hague, Letwin and Osborne looked like something out of the Sopranos? (Sporanos for our Scottish readers)

   Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Uhm, Edward, given that this country is a union of countries, why exactly, and remember the number of Scots on this site, shouldn't the other nations provide PMs? Is this another example of the English belief in their supremacy over the rest of us?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Dickens or Shakespeare
    

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    You've got your own Parliament.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    And?! There are still decisions made regarding Scotland, Wales and NI in Westminster, legislation that covers the entire country. Should the rest of us have no say in that?

    Are you advocating independence for England?

    Also, we've only had our own Government for a few years, how many PMs of nationalities other than English have there been over the centuries since the Act of Union?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Sigmund Freud
    

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    Independence for England, brilliant idea now that the oil's run out. At the same time offer an incentive to repatriate Scots using the money saved by not having to pay an MP and MSP that cover the same area.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    saltire
    

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    Can't we all just get along ?

    Bill & Charlie , gie us a stanza.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Absolutely Dr Freud. You can use some millions raised through Scottish oil to pay for repatriation of all the English here too, if that's the kind of ENP thing you're into. Oh, and you can take all the titled twats who were given land way back when as reward for sucking up to Longshanks. Do the same for Wales, using the revenue raised from Welsh coal, and NI for, well, whatever you've leeched from them, and then sit in your cosy, little xenophobic bubble. Oh, and won't it be interesting to see what your royal family do for entertainment when we turn Balmoral into a spa hotel, and stop our Hydro generated electricity from entering the National Grid.

    I'm not a barking Independence nationalist, but that kind of arrogant shite really gets my back up.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Sigmund Freud
    

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    That seemed to work quite well. Any one else need winding up for the day?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Grrrr!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    Anyway, all change. It looks like he's hopping into bed with the Tories...

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    ianslat
    

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    Think Gordon'll change his mind about stepping down if his resignation's no longer needed to keep the Lib Dems happy?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    Now there's a thought...

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    edward hack
    

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    Fair point Jeni
    We'll take Salmond, Sean Connery and Franz Ferdinand if you'll take Cameron, Danny Dyer and Coldplay
    Whatever's best for the country (England that is)
    Please

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    *Shudder*

    Actually, Danny Dyer sounds like it could be an Irish name. See if they want him.

    But you'll never take Connery from us!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    AdrianJ
    

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    Sean Connery was actually born in Croydon in 1930, and has just been pretending to be Scottish for the past forty years. He's a much better actor than people give him credit for.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Hewn from Edinburgh Rock that man. 100% pure, prime, Scottish beef.

    And there is no way Connery could keep up the same accent for that long unless it was his own.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Dickens or Shakespeare
    

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    ....and long term resident of the Bahamas.

    BtW, great work Sigmund.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    There's only so much rain that one man/one accent can take.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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