Starbucks have adopted an evil new policy of asking for your name when they take your order. To take the piss out of this corporate over-familiarity I've been using the most baroquely implausible name I can think of. Mohammed, Wolfgang, Ludwig and Olaf are my favourites so far. This seems to actually piss some of the baristas off, which is a triple word score.
Can biscuits give me some suggestions for names?