Unhinged Caucasian rights activist and part-time Black Panther, Anders Breivik, has told the Norwegian court that he is “the best damn thang they eva had”, in a prolonged outburst of self-assured and stoic resentment.
Breivik, who was dressed in slim fit stone-wash jeans, a Leopard-print blouse and pink stilettos, then scowled at presiding judge, Wenche Arntzen, moving his head from side-to-side, snapping his fingers either side of his face and saying “mmm-hmm”, whilst pouting and turning his head to the left.
Judge Arntzen attempted to continue with the hearing but was abrubtly cut-off when Breivik shot out his raised palm, saying “uh-uuh sista, talk to the hand coz the face ain’t listenin, I don’t wanna hear none o’ yo’ jibba jabba, just go, walk out the do’ and don’t turn around”. He then turned his cheek to the bewildered judge once more and boldly declared “coz I ain’t listenin’ anymo’”.
The rant visibly moved Arntzen, with the Judge, for a split-second, looking vaguely remorseful and staring down at her shoes. Breivik pounced on the display of weakness, however, stating “Oh no honey, don’t you sit there lookin’ all hang-dowg, you had yo’ chance”.
The trial continues.