The Home Secretary’s reputation took another battering today as it emerged fundamentalist bile-preacher Abu Qatada is to release a range of his and hers fragrances to the British market, developed whilst under house arrest.
Following in the footsteps of home-grown hate figures such as Katie Price, Qatada’s snappily titled Terror for men and Cover Up Infidel Pig Whore for women are set to go on sale Monday.
A Home Office spokesperson said, “To think that these will overtake Rhianna’s Reb’l Fleur as the UK’s most popular fragrance is frankly pie in the sky. We continue to take all available steps to deport this monster.”
