Robert Mugabe is facing hushed whispers to step down after he was photographed cutting a cake in the form of naked Swedish culture minister, Lena Adelsohn.
The incident involving Mr Mugabe happened at the museum of modern dictating in Harare. According to Radio Zimbabwe, the museum said that “the cake was delicious and sexy and you should shut your mouths”, before adding “haven’t you got something better to do, like trying to rendition that Syrian nutter with the semi-hot wife?", concluding with "what about 'that' scene in American Pie?”
Lars Grundkvist, spokesperson for the Association for Scandic Zimbabweans, managed to utter the words “Step”, “Down”, “Bollocks” and “Gerdy” before receiving a final death blow to the head with the back of a Kalashnikov. He was then covered with pink icing sugar, cocktail cherries and hundreds and thousands, before being placed over a bain-marie, in a pre-heated oven at 200c for a little over 120 minutes.