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Started 1 year ago by waylandsmithy
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waylandsmithy

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Finally, one man has found a solution to the water shortage. A visionary from Stoke urges us to 'give something back':

just to be clear, this isn't me phoning in

Posted 1 year ago #
Perks

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The guy's brilliant. And the message delivered superbly. Had me laughing

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charlies_hat

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Now that IS funny. Surely a wind up ? Actually, no, he's from Burslem....

Posted 1 year ago #
Scronnyglonkle

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I can't beleive you are all missing the point of Baz's innate genius, he has developed a perpetual motion water system, either that of he has been dropped on his head a lot when young, my biggest fear is that he may have bred!

Posted 1 year ago #
Perks

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I love the line

'You stopped the oatcake shop closing didn't you'
'Yeah............nearly'

That could be used as a lesson in timing.

Posted 1 year ago #
Not Amused

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Lots of strange looks from people at work as I laughed very loudly ..

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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No listen. It makes sense. If we all put some water in... hang on a minute. There's a flaw here. Some might get spilt. Lift the hose pipe ban and get a long hose from the tap to the reservois. Simples.

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weematt

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Expanding on the idea we could all go piss in the reservoir and give some back.

Posted 1 year ago #
kga6

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Amazing

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charlies_hat

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Doesn't everyone piss in the reservoir anyway, or am I the only one ?

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