The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination of women bishops, we hadn't considered that possibility.", admitted a spokesman, "So we're convening this meeting as soon as we can arrange a venue - we don't know who's going to hold it yet, as the actress said to the... Damn!"
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The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination of women bishops, we hadn't considered that possibility.", admitted a spokesman, "So we're convening this meeting as soon as we can arrange a venue - we don't know who's going to hold it yet, as the actress said to the... Damn!"
Rowan Williams, the outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury said, "I don't want to touch this; as the actr... Damn!". Our reporter asked if it was not impossible for any woman to become a bishop. Dr Williams explained that, "It's a popular misconception, as the actress...damn!"
Favourites to replace Dr Williams include an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman, a Rabbi holding a crocodile or a travelling salesman.
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