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Jordan launches 'fuck yourself fit' weight loss programme

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JayGee

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Her search for partners in the programme continues

Posted 3 years ago #
Dickens or Shakespeare

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This weight loss programme will doubtless have its knockers.

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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Sounds like a typical yo-yo, up and down diet to me.

Posted 3 years ago #
wallster

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Presumably she's not allowed to swallow.

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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'I got back from a workout with my personal trainer the other day and said to Alex 'god I'm shagged',' explained the former pop starlet. 'Once I came round from the pounding he gave me for being a slapper, I realised what a good workout I'd had in that cupboard at the gym, so I decided to release this homemade DVD.'

Posted 3 years ago #
Skylarking

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Stick to the Muesli Katie...

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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...but the move increases tensions across the Middle East.

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Oxbridge

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The Israelis have f*cked Jordan many times...

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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I thought that until I researched it ... turns out to be more of a Syrian thing and that Israel has some sort of 'peace treaty' with Jordan ... though she doesn't seem to be keeping her end of that bargain, the gobby cow.

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