are geting together to run things and save us all,that Ive dug out a song to use as a party anthem.so where ever you are,whether your mucking out a pig pen,cleaning windows,robbing a bank,or just playing with yourself,stand up,be proud,and lets sing for England.
A man lives at 10 Downing street
And his supporters think hes helpful and hes sweet
And he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand
But knowone knows he realy is a plastic man
Hes got a plastic heart plastic feet and toes
Hes got plastic teeth and a plastic nose
Hes got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum
Plastic man got no brain
Plastic man dont feel no pain
Plastic people look the same
Yeah yeah yeah
Kick his shins Ill tread on his face
Pull his nose all over the place
You cant disfigure or disgrace plastic man
Hes got plastic flowers growing up his wall
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork
He likes plastic cups and saucers cos they never break
And he likes to like his gravy of a plastic plate
Plastic man got no brain
Plastic man feels no pain
Plastic people look the same
Yeah yeah yeah
Kick his shins Ill tread on his face
Pull his nose all over the place
You cant disfigure or disgrace plastic man
Hes got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac
And his children want to be plastic like their dad
Hes got a phoney smile that makes you think he understands
But knowone ever gets the truth from plastic man.
............feel better?coarse you do.
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offlineMemberPosted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberjoan?! Is that you?
(Please note, there is NO connection between the writer of the above sub, and this commentator.)
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j b productions
offlineMemberNo it isnt....is that realy you?Ive been stalking a women around the Cut in Waterloo I thought was you,she was pushing a shopping trolley full of old platic bags full of rubbish she collects,swigging from a bottle of White Lightning.I thought it was you,I was going to ask her to dinner,I like a women with a beard.Im dissapointed now.....might write a meaningless poem in a minute.
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offlineMemberps do you remember when we were kids Jeni we burnt down that block of flats?ha haha we new how to have fun in them days didnt we,you all dressed up in your punk rock gear spitting at people.An arse like a tiger tank?oh we had some laughs didnt we?phone up the old age peoples home telling them their was a bomb hidden in it,watching em all come tottering out on there zimmer frames falling over each other ha haaahrr haarrr we had some laughs,you put that kitten in that home made rocket laucher i made from a drain pipe and fired at at Battersea dogs and cats home with a note attached to it "in need of a home"hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar hhaaa ha arrhhhhhhhhhhhhh jim lad...oh dear I do feel unwell.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI think you are mistaking me for "The Partly Old Jeni B".
I have never owned punk rock gear.
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offlineMemberok wink wink say no more!
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