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Grand National / Para-National thought.

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charlies_hat

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Why don't they take all the horses with broken legs etc and instead of shooting them, run them in a "Paralympics" style race after the Grand National ?

If I was any better at writing subs, I'd have a go at this, but I'm not....

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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That's a great idea Charlie! If I was better at writing subs I'd give it a go.

Posted 1 year ago #
seymour totti

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This creates all sorts of dreadful mental images of horses being catapulted over the jumps in the style of Monty Python (you filthy English K-niggit). Maybe they would need to put in access ramps over the jumps instead for the injured horses.

If I was any better at subbing go's, I'd give it a write.

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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Like it
Would the jockey also have to be disabled ?
I'd pay good money to watch a blind jockey on a 3-legged horse take on a 7-foot fence

Posted 1 year ago #
Zadok the second

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I have had a go - feel free to add your suggestions willy-nilly...

Posted 1 year ago #

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