What were you thinking??

I think I might be middle-aged, you know. This is just the sort of thing that makes me tut.
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What were you thinking??

I think I might be middle-aged, you know. This is just the sort of thing that makes me tut.
He was thinking "I may not ever get a job or ever have sex but at least people will notice me". A stretch I know.
Isn't it about time psychological testing was introduced for piercings and tattoos?
To have any cosmetic procedure that's undertaken for non-medical reasons, "Are you mental?" tests have to be conducted.
If there's going to be psychological testing, I think he's passed.
'World's unluckiest man loses yet another bet'
Archbishop of Canterbury role is only an unkept beard away
I'd pay a fiver to watch him eat soup.
While walking through airport security...
I bet he had a nightmsre getting his passport photo accepted.
Nah, he wouldn't have been able to commit the ultimate passport photo faux pas of smiling.
I think it's the glasses that do it for me. Perhaps he's too squeamish for contact lenses?
He still should have gone to specsavers
Tongue studs are good for oral if he knows what he's doing but it's hard to imagine what all the lip metal is for. Or am I being naive?
Carrying a big sign saying "willing to do pretty much anything to be noticed and considered different/edgy" would have been cheaper and less painful. With the added benefit of being able to throw the sign away when you change your mind.
He doesn't look very happy, does he?
I thnk she's just trying to make the best of herself. Haircut is a bit severe though.
Hang on...what's that you are saying? A man! With earrings! What is the world coming to?
I'd like to see him try to whistle.
Interesting the well trimmed, neat beard and moustache combo.
That must be extremely difficult to do, rather like mowing a crazy golf course.
'Oh you have a tattoo on your face.. I have a personality instead'
How very dreadful. I suspect he listens to 'rock' music, drinks Jagerbombs, lives in Nottingham, is a proponent of the Human Rights Act, is a user of the internet, supports Islamic immigration, and is not a middle aged menopausal woman on HRT. At least we can sit back in the self satisfied knowledge that tattoos and piercings give you cancer.
I think its Samantha Brick incognito
one of the mini bsls is very keen on tattoos studs etc and seems to have more every day,he explains that they are pretty addictive
when individuals mock people for the way they look it perhaps says more about the attitude of the 'mockers' than the 'mockee'
i do appreciate wayland was really being self-denigrating when he started this-perhaps i am too supportive of neuro-diversity
ok-rant over
I have pretty much those glasses. I must be really alternative
Appearance/image versus content/quality is often a debating point for various items and services.
If you are short on one, you naturally have to go long on the other.
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