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New research suggests Badgers responsible for Titanic sinking

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Bismarck

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The countryside alliance today published a research paper which appears to prove that far from being sunk by an Iceberg, The Titanic was, in fact scuppered by the actions of Badgers on their way to America looking for a cure for TB.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Too good for a one-liner. Surely worth expanding?

Posted 1 year ago #
FlashArry

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5 stars for the headline alone. Malevolent stripey buggers, never trusted 'em. More please !

Posted 1 year ago #
Drylaw

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This is what I heard!

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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Anything with Badgers needs expanding and putting on the front page. Maybe all the great sea disasters can in fact be attributed to a gang of pirate badgers, led by their sinister Spanish captain, the Brock of Gibraltar...

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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yep - Badgers have been off FP for far too long. Great idea well worth expanding [I have to confess that I rather like the Brock of Gibralter]. Four, with one kept in reserve for later

Posted 1 year ago #
Scronnyglonkle

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Tis good how about Daily Mail blames Eastern European Badgers for sinkning or Bogus Badgers?

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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clever

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