In an extraordinary outpouring of emotion and fellowship, US president Obama and Chinese Premier Hu Jintao today broke decades of mystery by crossing together into the closed country of Great Britain - the island nation as old as time.
Hardened politicians and journalists wept openly as barriers came down and handshakes were exchanged. Some reporters had last set foot in the Forgotten Land almost 60 years ago after the "Time of Inhibition" when Great Britain retreated into a political and cultural shell under the rule of the despotic Anthony Eden.
Present day leader of the hidden nation David Cameron said after greeting his guests "Nice to see you both. Now just clear off and wipe your feet after you okay?"