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Gloria Gaynor in head on car collision shock.

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Started 1 year ago by wilkieone
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wilkieone

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The popular 70's singer Gloria Gaynor was recovering in hospital last night from a car collision. Gaynor was said to be comfortable. Her relatives left the hospital early this morning and spoke with our reporter at the entrance, they said that Gloria had explained how the accident occured, stating 'At first i was afraid, i was petrified'.
We managed to catch up with the consultant in charge of her care, when asked her condition, he stated 'she will survive'.

more as news comes in!

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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I was just dreading that punchline from the moment I saw the title.

This is a much better take on a similar vein:

http://www.bash.org/?210766

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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Perhaps you haven't seen this ...

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41243

Posted 1 year ago #
Shandy

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Very poor. Sorry!

Posted 1 year ago #
wilkieone

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seems this site is full of critics! not even constructive critics! sorry it is not political or in the headlines at the moment, i thought i'd have some fun, will not bother in future!

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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wilkie - don't give up on us [there's a song line in there probably] - all contributions welcome, I'm sure. Many of my subs have sunk without trace.

Posted 1 year ago #
Yikes

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maybe switch it round and make the (fictional) car crash fatal then the consultant could say "Gloria was wrong"

Posted 1 year ago #
wilkieone

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i suppose the end could have been better,
"We managed to catch up with the consultant in charge of her care, when Ms Gaynor was asked how she felt, she said 'oh, can't complain'.

Posted 1 year ago #
Tomfinger

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How about "mustn't grumble"?

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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"We managed to catch up with the consultant in charge of her care, when Ms Gaynor was asked how she felt, she said 'oh, can't complain'.

Now that's more like it. Tart that up a bit and you've got a decent sub.

How about "mustn't grumble"?

Even better.

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bonjonelson

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Yes, that works!

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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or just admit its a write-off and start over?

Posted 1 year ago #
Drylaw

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The punchline is a car crash waiting to happen!

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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Yes, but we survived

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