The Queen has turned to Walkers Crisps in an effort to sort out who will govern the country. From Monday a new range of “Prime Minister Flavoured Crisps” will hit the shops, and the public will be able to vote for their favourite flavour, with the winner becoming Prime Minister.
So, who will win the popular vote?
Gordon Brown’s “Deep Fried Mars Bar” flavour. Popular in Scotland. But then so are The Krankies.
David Cameron’s “caviar” flavour. Very posh but does anybody really like it?
Nick Clegg’s “Mashed Potato” flavour. A bit bland but will go with anything.