On the stroke of one minute past midnight today, Apple's iPhone 5 launched to much pomp and fanfare, and to the sound of a million anoraks being hastily zipped up. The brand spanking new phone allows users to make a call while simultaneously watching MasterChef, reading Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and tap-dancing. Initial opinion is ecstatic, although some of the respondents of such calls have expressed reservations.
The new phone operates on Apple's ground-breaking Rum'n'Raisin Triple Deckor processing platform, which offers users the unprecedented option to remotely program their dog to go for a walk, at a prespecified time, to a prespecified destination. The iWalkies facility is the first of its kind, and could well give Apple an insurmountable lead over competitors.
Although analysts have identified potential teething problems, with some reports of users finding their pets attempting to tap-dance, they remain upbeat, 'We fully expect a fix in the iPhone 5a, due out in 6 months. And anyway, it's a minor issue - tap-dancing dogs. What's not to like?".