Britain's most senior Roman Catholic Church cleric has called for Christians to wear a cross every day to scare the shit out of non-believers.
In his Easter Sunday sermon, Cardinal Keith O'Brien will tell worshippers to 'wear proudly a symbol of the cross of Christ' each day of their lives.
He believes that when normal people are faced with a cross - wearing Christian staring at them with a joyful smile, they will be so freaked -out they will show proper respect for the faith.
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