Congratulations to Ludicity who wins the March Writer of the Month award for his story 'New Archbishop to be chosen by TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent'. This pulled in the largest congregation of readers of all the stories we published last month, getting him four yeses and whatever was in the bottom of the collection tray. It is Ludicity's sixth Writer of the Month victory and is especially deserved as his story 'Jedis disappointed with new 'energy-saving' lightsabres' also featured in March's top five. He wins either a woman bishop or tickets to a gay wedding, though delivery times on both of these may not be that quick.
Well done also to Immunis whose story 'Riots break out in Trumpton over fire station closure' was the second most-read last month, and to apepper ('Richard Dawkins to be new Archbishop of Canterbury') and Ian ('Delivery driver incensed by 'We opened the door but you were not there' note') whose News-in-Brief stories completed the top five.
Thanks to all who have contributed to an excellent month, and it is great to see some really good original contributions for the Left Alert slot. May the Easter bunny bring you all you hope for, or Samantha Brick.