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Fern’s ‘carried by eagles’ act is favourite to win ‘Talons got Britton'

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Started 1 year ago by waylandsmithy and VCG
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waylandsmithy and VCG

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More soon

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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I don’t really think I want my name associated with this. It’s a bit weak.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Wasn’t it you that posted it? I don’t like it either.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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I thought we’d agreed not to resort to weak, one-line puns?

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waylandsmithy

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‘Agreed’ is a bit strong. I thought we were swerving them, but might clip one if it got in the way?

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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What does that even mean? And when did anyone last hear of Fern Britton?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy and VCG

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Talons got Cotton?

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waylandsmithy

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Fuck off. That’s completely shit.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Hey! Calm down! We're trying our best!

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Sorry, I suppose we should encourage us. Have we thought of putting a joke in it?

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waylandsmithy and VCG

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Fern’s sweary outburst condemned on ‘Britton’s got Tourettes’?

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waylandsmithy

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That’s actually pretty good. I like it!

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Is it bollocks. This obviously isn’t working out.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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You're right, of course. Shall we drop us?

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Can't happen soon enough, if you ask me.

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waylandsmithy and VCG

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I don't see you two offering much encouragement. You should be supporting newbies, not slagging them off and being patronising.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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here we go, another flounce.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Not again, you'd think we'd have learned by now.

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waylandsmithy and VCG

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Haha. Very funny. Flounce? Bollocks. We're just ganging up on us now.

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Definitely drop us. Let's not tell us to our faces though, we're getting a bit touchy.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Tags?

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Tags

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The All New Jeni B

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Matron?!

Posted 1 year ago #
redbrick

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Up you go! Haven't laughed so much in ages!

Posted 1 year ago #
camford

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Bumpity bump. This stuff really is toppers.

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Stand clear ... depo injection dart ...fire!

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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You're both just jealous of my fine FP. Go to bed.

Posted 1 year ago #
JohnA

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This is a spectacularly poor effort. 5*

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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You four should choose two representatives to get round a table and sort this out.

Posted 1 year ago #
weematt

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You should move this to the chat room

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