A major blow has been struck in the War on Terror as Al Qaeda operatives worldwide have been laid low as CIA agents successfully planted a worm that disabled the porn filters on their iPads and smartphones.
“It is like the veil has been lifted” said bleary-eyed Ahmed from Afghanistan as he worked through 432,967 hits for the search “blonde busty available Essex”.
Operations have been further disrupted as operatives have quickly exhausted their monthly broadband allowances on low content, high definition videos, and thus coded messages on new targets are not getting through.
Perhaps the biggest long term effect will be the undermining of one of Islam Extremism’s fundamental tenets – Ahmed summed up the growing discontent stating “having thoroughly researched a number of photos and videos of women on the net, it has become obvious that we have been misled as to the availability of 80 virgins per martyr” as he stuffed plastic explosives into his underwear to enhance his match.com profile picture.
