After over two years in the golfing wilderness, Tiger Wood’s chances look bright at Augusta National this weekend after reports that he has slept with 15 women over the last week.
A Ladbrokes spokesman stated “As well as the sheer number being comparable with his pre-2010 form, it was also a very pleasing conversion rate of over 90%. Particularly noteworthy was Woods keeping his concentration despite fellow hotel guests shouting ‘get it in the hole’ every time he bought another woman back to his room”.
The spokesman reported that as well as Woods has being” firm” all week, there has been money for Rory McIlroy (visit from Caroline Wozniacki), and Phil Mickelson (smug grin indicating rampant self-pleasuring).