Edinburgh Zoo are to conduct a 'shoot and branch' review of it's Panda breeding programme, following the late night arrest of it's breeding pair in a car-park in a Glasgow suburb.
Passing motorists contacted police reporting that the pair had actively encouraged an assembled group of men and women to photograph them as they took part in explicit sexual acts on the bonnet of a Honda Civic.
One woman who refused to give her name claimed that at one point Chi Chi could be seen drinking screenwash as he rutted his wide-eyed partner in front of the cheering throng.
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ZooKeepers to review breeding programme after Pandas are caught 'dogging'
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offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberNice idea, nicely done! Short and sweet.
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