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   beau-jolly
   

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   Do you know that ditty by Mitch Benn where he looks in the mirror and realises that he is that scary weirdo on the bus?
   I've just looked back over my posting history and would like to apologise unreservedly for any disparaging comment I have made on other subs. Exhibit one of many
   I also promise that I will not sit next to you on the bus.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   waylandsmithy
   

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   They're all scary weirdos on the bus, BJ. Every last one of them. Never trust anyone that resorts to public transport.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   shitsu_tonka
   

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   "Anybody seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life." And that was said by the Duchess of Westminster so she'd know all about real life with that background.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   waylandsmithy
   

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   It's probably OK if you have your own bus, and don't let any strangers on.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Bus?
   Is that a London thing?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Scronnyglonkle
   

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   Surely the Duchess cant mean you are a failure if you are on the infamous 192 Manchester to Hazel Grove night bus, you are certainly not a failure, you are a monumentaly pissed up drunk!

   Posted 1 year ago #

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