Noel Edmonds Facebook Troll has been outed as none other than his former “go to guy” Keith “Cheggers” Chegwin.
Police initially thought the hit had on Mr. Edmonds had been ordered by rogue factions within Morecambe Borough Council after the Blobbygate affair.
When quizzed by Police after Edmonds had done all the hard work finding out about the “Kill Noel Edmonds” Facebook campaign, Cheggers not for the first time revealed all.
“It all started when I had to do those bloody outside broadcasts, I had four hours at the coal face with snotty kids doing swops, waving Rolf Harris Stylophones and Evil Keneval’s in my mush, while all beardy was doing, was poncing around on screen with Shakin Stevens and Kate Bush” . Chegwin angrily continued ,“ He said he would help me with my career post Swop Shop ,but all he got me was Channel 5’s nude game show Naked Jungle, I mean I didn’t mind doing the nudity, but what was being on Channel 5 going to do for my artistic integrity! He also told me to get into Cosmic Ordering, but I can’t even do online ordering so what chance was there for me, on reflection my biggest mistake was calling my Facebook name Posh Paws“
It is unclear if the Crown Prosecution Service were going to offer the former children’s presenter a Deal or No Deal for further information celebrity troll campaigns including the “Michael Barrymore why” campaign.
Chegwin was initially set to make a TV comeback hosting ITV’s new Sunday Morning religious flagship programme “Cheggers plays Pope” In which he was set to sample Vatican life, it was not known if nudity was to involved. It has now been dropped in favour of Pope Idol.
Noel Edmonds Troll is revealed as Cheggers
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