A student who created a ‘Somebody please kill Noel Edmonds’ group on Facebook has met the star face-to-face, and persuaded him to join his cause.
Noel Edmonds agreed to meet the psychology student as he had hoped there might be some publicity in it for him, but after an hour-long meeting he saw the need to apologise for his long and shallow career.
“I hadn’t realised how spleen-burstingly irritating I can be”, admitted Edmonds. “But this young man has certainly opened my insincere little eyes of a pervert. I’ve agreed to shave off my stupid beard, stop pretending I can influence what’s in a sealed box with my mind, and consider trying to be less of an annoying cock.”
Edmonds politely declined the student’s offer of the airfare to Switzerland.