The Vatican is seeking legal advice after lawyers from Apple served a writ demanding that the Adam and Eve bit of the bible be removed as it infringed on the Apple global patent. Apple is also seeking damages and royalties from all sales of the Bible in the past 25 years.
A spokesman from Apple confirmed 'When god invented the bible up he should have had the forethought (being omnipresent and eternal) to have envisaged a day when his depicture of said fruit would have violated international patent laws. I'm afraid that by being god it is almost impossible to find any reasonable defense in this case...his claim to being 'all-knowing' pretty much makes this an open and shut case'
Lawyers also confirmed that they are currently tracing all known living descendants of Adam and Eve....especially those with links to Granny Smith's, Bulmers and Mr Kiplings