David Cameron has announced that the government is to 'take stock' of recent criticisms and appoint a senior official to oversee all national storage-related issues. The role will address 'the safe storage of everything', also looking at sell-by dates, quantum and how to keep stored items in a neat and tidy fashion.
"What happened to that poor (not pour) woman last week, could easily have been avoided if she had adequate facilities for storing and transferring petrol in a safe way in her garage" the PM added that a spot check of the number 10 kitchen had identified Kilner jars containing 'Esso Blue' and a severely corroded tin of alphabetti spaghetti which offered the consumer the chance to win a Mini Metro."Clearly mistakes have been made and something as simple as a rotational system would have prevented that particular tin going undetected despite several house moves"
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Government to appoint Storage Tzar
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