Weak follow-up pun.
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Posted 1 year ago #
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberHmm. It's a good start but it's let down by the spelling and punctuation being correct. You also have the correct number of dots in your ellipsis. And to cap it all, it isn't taken from an old episode of The Two Ronnies, which is going to count against it.
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Username
offlineMemberInane semi-literate rant about a politician, or maybe something that irritates me at the moment. Maybe even reflecting unresolved personal or emotional issues that I can't really talk about to anyone face-to-face. Who knows? Who cares? It's the internet, this is a comedy site. So I'm funny. (One star, cause I hate other people)
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Bitter veteran posts link to when this has been done before by yours truly.
Followed by a pro forma reference to "great minds" to show I'm not literally accusing you of copying my work, just drawing your attention to the fact that I had the thought first, two whole years ago.
A distinction you will ignore as you get on your high horse about not being a plagiarist, when in fact the charge was that you were just unoriginal.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberOther bitter veteran logs in under second log-in to point out that in fact it was pretty much the same as an idea that appeared in an "Absolutely" sketch in 1989.
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberAhhh Absolutely - I used to love that.
Posted 1 year ago # -
"Taxi... take me to the lavatory"
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberEven more veteran veteran logs in under the only username that they are capable of remembering the password for and points out that she was here way back when not only was it all fields around here, but it was supportive, helpful, and, occasionally, funny.
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Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberFake lesbian blogger chimes in claiming that this all reminds her of the time she fingered the entire GB netball team, prompting graphic anecdote, link back to issue in question then concluding with appeal for lesbians to get in touch.
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Hold on there just one minute - FAKE lesbian blogger???
Have you got something to confess SugarTits? Are you not really a blogger?
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