Americans are outraged to hear that their President has allegedly fathered 4 children out of wedlock. The Republican Senate was quick to condemn his extra-marital congress with the youngest wife of the former Al-Qaeda leader.
White House Press Secretary denied the story saying that the President has been the victim of a vicious spoonerism. He further advised that a BS detector has been in use within the US political system, but explained that the quantity of BS created by the Republican Party in their search for a Presidential candidate had been vastly underestimated.
When asked for a comment Republican candidate Sick Rantorum was unavailable for comment.