What’s that sir? What size do I want it? Massive, about cow-big should do it. Smaller horses OK if you pack them in tightly, but it makes saddling tears all the more liking.
Available now in handy instoremints. A hoof here, some donkey clogs later.
What? You dowt it? What makes you all expert? A wise horse to the welder. Stabiling not likely? These matters not my worry you twonker. You buy it now or we make you eat it.